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Full Name: Malvin Robert Mortimer
Birthdate:
May 3 1952
Birthplace: Wales, UK
Children: 2 Lesley (21) and Susie (18)
Marital
Status: Apart.
Tattoos: none
Favorite Foods: Spicy. Indian, Japanese, SE Asian, my own
concoctions and anything that needs to be tasted..............Oh.... and moist
women. (pleasure you long time,
fy' dollar, no holla)
Currently Lives: Dublin, and nowhere and everywhere. Hotels and tour bus.
Interests:- Touring, Painting, taking photos, flying
kites, sports, kissing, smiling, flirting, singing, girls, kissing, driving long distances alone, meeting nice girls
and kissing them and driving off.
Previous Jobs: 1970's worked for my brother, singer in Racing
Cars, a great band that drowned in the flood of UK punk rock.... 1979 worked with Gary Numan (here in my car, I feel
safest of all... na na na na... na na na na.wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooo dah da da da etc.)
1981/2 worked with
The Pretenders. Great band, two the guys died within 3 months of the end of touring... meanwhile I got a job with Def
Leppard whom I had never heard of. Come this September it will have been 23 years.
Last proper job, making fire extinguishers
for Chubb Fire. Before that? lots of silly repetitive stuff that conveniently escapes my memory at this time.
Parents: Herbert Thomas Mortimer deceased. Jeanette Mortimer
(nee Davis) deceased.
Siblings: older brother, Gareth, -older sister, Mair,
-younger sister Gwyneira (welsh for snow white)
Height: All the same laying down but 5'2' when standing.
Bar stools can make me look taller, but the chick usually leaves when I dismount to go pee.
Eye Color: Sparkling brown.. think of your favourite chocolate.
Nickname:
Young morty, morty junior, morty minor, Stump, stumpus, fuckhead, wanker. Rancid stump. OY! Prick. Malvicious.
Favorite
Line: "Hi, my name is Maria, would you like to kiss me?
Favorite Movie: ah......Trading
places, Pulp Fiction, Usual suspects, Riverdogs, Bad news, spinal tap, forbidden fruit, any cheesy Australian movie, caddyshack,
6th sense, whole 9 yards, stripes, sideways, George Harrison tribute, Paul McCartney live, good as it gets, looking
for mr goodbar, goodfellows, full metal jacket, that movie where Sharon Stone crosses her legs, dead man walking, anything
that features Harrison Ford, Willy Wonker and the chocolate factory (Gene Wilder) slingblade, lots more... but I fail
to bring to mind at this time. Too much bushmills... see below.
Favorite Drink: Water, tea, hot chocolate, Kirin Ichiban,
Cabo Wabo, Bushmills, Dalwhinnie. Love juice.
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