1. IS JOE GAINING WEIGHT?
Joe
admitted towards the end of 1999 that he had lost 20 pounds after cutting back on alcohol and nicotine. So I guess that answer
is no, he has not.
2. IS JOE SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT HIS PENIS?
How the hell should I know?
3. DOES JOE LIKE PORN?
A
rock station once asked Joe if he could name his favorite porn title. Thinking it was joke, (and not expecting a reply) the
Dj's were shocked when Joe actually named his favorite porno. Joe might like the occasional adult film, but that doesn't mean
he loves to watch a movie like "Forrest Hump" everyday!
4. CAN YOU GIVE ME JOE'S HOME ADDRESS SO I CAN GO VISIT
HIM?
No.
5. IS JOE ELLIOTT ASIAN?
No, Joe has very feline-ish eyes, but claims he is not
Asian because his mother and father do not come from any Asian country.
PHIL COLLEN
1. IS PHIL'S HAIRLINE RECEDING?
Yes, but who cares.
2. DID PHIL USED TO BE A GIRL?
Yes! Well, not biologically speaking no, but it used to
be a running joke after Phil joined Def Leppard in 1982. During concerts Joe would introduce Phil as the guitarist that used
to be a girl, but now is a Leppard.
3. DOES PHIL WORK FOR ORGANIZED CRIME?
What a stupid question.
4. ARE PHIL COLLINS AND PHIL COLLEN RELATED TO EACH OTHER?
No. Phil Collen is the guitarist for Def Leppard while Phil Collins
was the lead singer for Genesis and a successful pop solo artist. The only thing they share is first names.
VIVIAN CAMPBELL
1. DOES VIV LIKE DISCO DANCING?
While it is true that Viv wore some funky looking Disco pants
throughout the Euphoria tour, it is not confirmed that he likes to dance in them.
2. DOES VIV USE VIAGRA?
People have asked this question because Viv's wife just
gave birth to their second daughter. I guess the real question would be is Viv some crazy love machine? The answer? I don't
want to know!!!
3. WHY DON'T THEY FIRE VIV?
Because they like Viv as a person and as a guitarist. Any rumor
about Vivian being fired from the band are just that; rumor and gossip.
4. IS VIV FINANCIALLY STRAPPED?
Possibly. Since Viv joined the band after the successful
sales of Pyro and Hysteria, it is quite possible he does not have the money to buy a Lexus like the rest of the band. If you
would like to contribute to the "Vivian Campbell Money Fund", please send all donations to Mark Senff at www.senff.com
5. DOES VIV HAVE A CLOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH A SHEEP?
While not officially confirming he had an affair with a sheep,
Viv does acknowledge a great affection for them.
6. DOES VIV LIKE TO WEAR WOMEN'S CLOTHING?
Yes, sometimes Viv will wear his wife's clothing. Phil used to
wear women's clothing when he was in a band called the Dumb Blondes.
RICK SAVAGE
1. IS RICK SAVAGE GAY?
No he is not. Sav is very straight and is currently engaged to his girlfriend
Paige, for which they have a newborn son together.
2. DOES SAV HAVE ONE-GLASS EYE?
No, but Sav did contract Bells Palsy, a disease that affects facial movement on
one side of ones face.
3. ARE RICK SAVAGE THE PORN STAR AND RICK SAVAGE THE MUSICIAN
THE SAME PERSON?
While Sav has been confused with other rock stars like Joey Tempest and
Jon Bon Jovi, he's never been confused with Rick Savage the porn star. The two are not the same person. Since www.ricksavage.com
does points to Rick Savage the porn star, it is understandable why fans are confused.
4. SAV ONCE SAID HE WAS MARRIED TO THE BAND, DOES THAT
MEAN HE'S A POLYGAMIST?
Sav was referring to a question about whether the band might do future solo projects.
Sav is not married to either Joe, Phil, Rick or Viv and he is not gay.
RICK ALLEN
1. CAN RICK GROW HIS ARM BACK?
At the present it is not possible to do so. Rick might be able to replace his
missing arm with one that is fully functional someday, but not anytime soon.
2. WHY IS RICK ALLEN NICKNAMED "TRIPOD" BY THE BAND?
Because of his rather long penis.
BAND
1. DOES THE BAND WORSHIP SATAN?
2. IS THE BAND BREAKING UP?
No, the band are very happy
making music and touring for their fans. Recent side-projects like The Cybernauts and Clock should not be an indication that
certain band members are unhappy.
3. ARE ALL THOSE STORIES ABOUT THE BAND WRITTEN BY GROUPIES
ON GROUPIESCENTRAL.COM TRUE?
After reading one of the stories describing Little Joe's size, Joe said:
"I WISH I had a knob like that!"
4. DOES THE BAND LIVE TOGETHER IN THE SAME HOUSE LIKE
THE MONKEES DID?
No, and they don't all sleep in the same bed either.
5. DID THE BAND EVER FIGHT SPACE ALIENS?
No, that was a silly comic
book. Def Leppard have never been abducted by UFO's and have never fought Aliens to save the Earth from destruction.
6. I'D LIKE TO HAVE THE BAND PLAY AT MY WEDDING, HOW DO
I GET IN TOUCH?
Unless you are a millionaire, don't bother.
7. HAVE DEF LEPPARD SEEN MY WEBPAGE?
I would give up wanting to know. The band do have Internet access, but they don't
have the time to visit all of the fan websites.
8. ARE SOME OF THE BAND VEGETARIANS?
Yes, a few of them are. Phil has been a veggie for over 15 years.
9. WILL THE BAND PUT OUT A CHRISTMAS ALBUM?
10. IS PETE WILLIS RE-JOINING THE BAND?
11. I NEED SOME MONEY, WOULD THE BAND BE WILLING TO GIVE
ME SOME?
Sorry.
Other Things
1. WAS "FROM THE INSIDE" A LOVE SONG?
No, it was song about drug addiction. If it was a love song, it was a bad one.
2. WHERE IS DEFLEPPARD.COM?
3. CAN I GET A BACKSTAGE PASS IF I FLASH MY BREASTS?
If you are a woman, quite possibly.
4. IS MUTT LANGE THE ANTI-CHRIST?
No, he is not. While some think Def Leppard are better off without Mutt, some
disagree. The truth is, Mutt is a perfectionist and will go the extra mile to make a fantastic sounding album. |